Terrorism, poverty, foreign debt, and the fact that our entire economy is owned by the chinee "irrelevant" say the nation's leaders

Australia faces no bigger threat than that from pot smoking, say State Premiers and the Prime Minister at the Council of Australian Governments (COAG) meeting.

I’d submit that the biggest threat our country faces is from the tyrannical obsessives of both political stripes that strive to dictate what we do with and take into our various orifices.

Hear me now, statist fussbudgets: FUCK OFF.

*tokes spliff*