Not content to just be 'united by the moment'...

While our brand of football is clearly world class – despite the best efforts of consecutive myopic referees – our politicians aren’t fit for the fucking Kiwis.

As the smoke from the Fed Square flares cleared (and those responsible arrested, naturally), Spring Street’s opportunistic onanists had already sniffed the breeze. You guessed it:

Bracks backs bid to host World Cup

Nobody ever lost an election selling sport to Victorians: Theivin’ Steve'll put the sheepstation on it.

UPDATE:
"My fellow Australians: I, too, am pleased with the efforts of these 'soccer roos', as you can see in this completely un-staged track-suit shot (for immediate release)."